Here’s Gordon Brown, the Man Who Hates Showbiz, popping up in front of the world’s collective lenses in the dreadfully flooded Cockermouth.
Where will he be in the weeks and months ahead, one wonders, as the cry for money, more money and still more money comes wailing up from the abandoned Cockermouth inhabitants trying to live unaided in the ruins of their lives and their town? It’ll be back to being McCavity’s Cat for Gordon, he’ll be nowhere to be seen and unreachable on the subject.
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